Your Stories - Joke: God is watching!

by Rich Kosiba, Catholic Trade Journal

I heard this joke from a local priest.

In a Catholic school cafeteria the nuns put a sign on a crate of apples saying, "Take Just One - God is watching!"

On the other side of the cafeteria were desserts - cookies, brownies, cupcakes. One of the children put a sign on the dessert table saying, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."